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Mostly things I find super funny or awesome.

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong


trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card


problemactic:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.


best-text-posts:

Sing like no one is listening

Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart


ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.


15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*


okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”


shoegazedad:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?


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